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||I sit at a desk and move paper from one side to the other
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||I bestow upon Damon Snootchy - Bootchy noochis, lightsabers, and popcorn, Amthor - gets suncreen, Jim - free cheeseburgers, Collins - midnight, Beth - hairpulling, Paco - jumping beans; Tom - track, girls; Ryan - buttkicking; Carla - my eternal admiration; Fallon - buckaneers, cheese, chewbacca; Cheryl - dancing, cheese; Kim - Seau; Seniors - success; Freshmen - pity, and McKay - bouncing.
||I plan on attending SUNY Albany where I will study History. With this education I want to work as a Janitor in a colony of insane midgets. Seriously, I want to have a really cool job and find some kind of temporary sanity in life. Shine on seniors of V.C.